That ain't workin'. That's the way ya do it.

(Ya play the keytar on the MTV):

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Every Time I Tried to Tell You, the Words Just Came Out Wrong ...

So I'll have to say I love you ... in a thong:

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Now that's the ticket!

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Wha's happenin', hot stuff?

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Eureka!

I've discovered Obama's porn 'stache:

Comets Love to Do It

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